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Funny Exam Quotes For Students

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July 23, 2021

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Examinations are the only way to know something at least for a few days.

I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

I told you I’ll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour.

The night before an exam is like the night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too!

I am in a relationship with studies, and it’s complicated.

The night before an exam is like the night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too.

Examinations are the only way to know something at least for a few days.

Don’t look back you’re not going that way.

I am in a relationship with studies, and it’s complicated.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘degree’ without having a ‘brain’! (A silent message for all students).

What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.

The biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, but still, x is unknown!

My school cares more about the uniform than about my education!

A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘degree’ without having a ‘brain.

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.

The biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, but still, x is unknown.

What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.

Student + dying = Studying.

You don’t need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.

I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for exams.

Everything was going perfectly, then the exam comes.

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

A girl may not help you to get a lot of marks but Marks help you to get a lot of girls so Love your studies, not girls.

Pen, Pencil! Ruler, Eraser, and Sharpener! Ready for the last finale! It’s over, Great! Life seems good, the life seems good!

I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for Exams.

The night before exams are like the night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too!

School exams are memory tests, in the real world, no one is going to stop you from referring a book to solve a problem.

I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’! A silent message for all students.

It’s very easy to be number one: find the guy who is number one, and score one point higher than he does.

Good luck passing the exam and my deepest early condolences if you don’t.

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.

Hey Google, why don’t you sit next to me during the exams?

Exam offer! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest professor. Win a free trip to the principal’s office, and enjoy three years vacation at home.

I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for exams.

Having you in my life made everything better

“Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

A thousand words of any teacher do not hurt much. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes!

During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

If you cry on seeing the question paper, it is an insult. If your teacher cries upon seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement.

Hey Google, why don’t you sit next to me during the exams?

If you cry on seeing the question paper, it is an insult. If your teacher cries upon seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement.

A thousand words of any teacher do not hurt much. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes!

During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

If you cry on seeing the question paper, it is an insult. If your teacher cries upon seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement.

Not everyone who takes extra paper during finals writes extra sense.

Amen brother – Final exam… done and dusted. At least till results day.

80% of an exam is always based on one lecture that you missed and one topic that you didn’t prepare for.

Sometimes, we finish the exam, and sometimes, the exam finishes us.

Not everyone who takes extra paper during finals writes extra sense.

Why do we sometimes write ‘Etc’ in Exams? Because it means: E – End Of, T – Thinking, C -Capacity.

The exam is over = OH YEAH! The result comes = OH SHIT!

One of the best captions written on a clock in the exam hall… “Time will pass. Will you?”

Sometimes, we finish the exam, and sometimes, the exam finishes us.

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